I'm waiting for Corey Feldman to resurface and say some stupid shit about how mad he is that no one has asked how HE felt about Haim's death. We all know the moment is coming...
And isn't it amazing that no Toyota's ran amock until this week? Now they're driving old ladies into walls, and San Franciscan's out of control. As though either of those things are unusual.
You now how I'm always telling you how stupid people are in general?
Someone else figured it out too.
And so it goes: