Adam Lambert is gay!
Next thing they'll be telling us is that air is only 21% oxygen. Crazy talk I tell you.
In my defense I've never watched American Idol, and I do my best not to watch Fox at all since Rupert Murdoch is evil on the hoof.
But this will be the talk of the town for all of 5 minutes. In fact we're done with it here already.
Let's move on to more relevant issues like morsels.
I won't even begin to speculate on what he's up to...
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