I think the problem is that there are so many republican's porking their male assistants their pages, their... well, anything that will stand still in front of them, that the media had to take a break and report on a democrat doing it. Which, of course, is supposed to rock the world. I just don't get it. What does this have to do with someone's ability to do their job? Bill Clinton last got a hummer about a decade ago and we're STILL hearing about it. Seriously, what the fuck for?
This country is so damned fucked up about sex that the whole thing could get carted off from under our noses and we're all over in the corner, gossiping about the guy who got his knob polished.
Pay attention to the important stuff and forget this shit already.
Oh btw I present to you the leader of the free world:

Seriously.