Blasphemy!

The Boston Phoenix has listed Tom Brady as one of the unsexiest men of 2008.

Now, I'm sure Tom will be glad to hear that perhaps a couple less paparazzi will be following him around in 2008 because of this...this pronouncement by a bunch of drunk catholic bigots in Boston with Fantastic Sam's haricuts.

I on the other hand say FUCK YOU, YOU BOSTON CATHOLICS!!! (there goes my cuss-o-meter)

Miserable bunch of catholic bastards couldn't spot a hot guy (unless he was a minor) if he fell on you while you were saying a novena.

Tom is hot I tell you!

And he loves me. (he just doesn't know it yet)

See Tom and his package? Aren't they amazing?

and he reads too!